Greetings. I’m Dr. Fenton Hall, the world’s best, foremost, and only geriosociologist – a scientist who studies the behavior, patterns, and characteristics of Old People. This blog is a primer on how to better understand their often bewildering behavior. To know why they do what they do, to know why they like what they like – the better we can understand them, and using this information, together, we can hopefully one day defeat them.
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